a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
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She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
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I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
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