Jersey Fried Chicken

A family-friendly way to spell out JFC.

Jersey Fried Chicken, Trump is a shit show.

by artgrrrrl September 2, 2020

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.

"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"

by D73 December 26, 2007

Jersey Swap

When two guys sleep with the same girl at different times

Dude, did you hear those roommates slept with the game girl? Can’t believe they did a jersey swap!

by Nighthawk259 March 6, 2021

new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.

Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.

by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020

Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...

That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning

by Sunnync May 20, 2020

Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019