jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)

cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*

by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023

Jayden

Jayden is the most stunning person you’ll ever meet. they’re kind, funny, passionate, and talented. They’re always up for a good time and love laughing with friends. If you ever meet a Jayden, savor the happiness to follow

Jayden: Heyy!!
You: *falls in love*

by Mah_nam_e_jeff November 19, 2023

Jayden

The coolest middle name, not as cool as a first name

Guy 1: What’s his name?
Guy 2: Marcus Jayden Jordan

Guy 1: his middle names Jayden? He’s pretty cool

by Mymiddlenamesjayden November 19, 2023

Jayland

Jayland is a skinny, quiet, boy who dosent talk much unless spoken too

They also can be very rude at times for no particular reason

Hi Jayland
How was your day Jayland

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Jayden

Jayden is that nigga

Mad opium

Me:You wanna know who’s the most opium?
Them:Who
Me:Jayden

by Lee numen November 20, 2023

Jahlen

Jahlen is a nice person who cares and loves hard,Jahlen tends to joke a lot and be very sarcastic. Jahlen jokes way too much for a person who just barely reaches the top of the cabinet, but Jahlen will listen to all problems and help when he can but definitely is an a**hole

Jahlen shows love and affection Ian sarcastic ways

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Janylen

A hairy girl but smells good. Very beautiful and is usually bisexual or lesbian.

Janylen walked me to class today with an open heart.

by Janylen November 20, 2023