Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
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Bubbly faite

Canadian saying for opening it eh
Bubbly faite cans open homie
by Mike hawke August 09, 2022
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floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.
i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.
by lafartola May 13, 2015
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Stubble Bubble

An aggravated ingrown hair that has resulted in a whitehead or a cyst on the face.
That's a mad stubble bubble you got on your forehead fam.
by hc_0 September 02, 2021
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Bubbled hot

To piss off, or irritate, cause anger; raise the temperature of a person.
dude, stop eatin my shit without askin.. Its pissin me off and im almost bubbled hot..
by khianomoly76 July 09, 2009
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unsinkable bubble

to chew 3 or 4 pieces of bubble gum, blowing a bubble and dropping bubble in toilet, flushing it and have it return.
dropping a deuce in the toilet with the unsinkable bubble on top of it. flush it to see if bubble returns
by john cocktosen December 08, 2008
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Bubble Brawl

The only Mario Party mini game that matters.
by Damndude2020202 October 30, 2016
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