Skeet Fish

An aquatic creature composed entirely of the male ejaculant.

A pool of male ejaculant in the shape of a jesus fish.

Mom! Dad! I just caught a skeet fish!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

fishing trip

Involving one guy and two girls or three guys, either way. Anyway, it is when a guy lays down naked and one of the three sits on his face. The other sits on the man's cock. The two members on top start bouncing on the man, causing extreme pleasure for the one on the cock, and then doing a rowing formation with their arms as if rowing a canoe .

"Yea man, me and the asian twins totally did the fishing trip last night. It was awesome!"

by Zheng Xiao February 13, 2009

Asian Fishing

The act of making yourself appear asian, either using makeup or other face-changing mediums. Often mistaken for normal winged eyeliner or dolly makeup, both of which leave the average non-asian looking the same.

Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.

"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"

by madfitsluv July 3, 2021

fish wrapper

see fish wrap. a newspaper of such dubious quality that it provides less utility as reading material than fish-wrapping material.

The average article in that fish wrapper wouldn't pass in a freshman journalism class.

by tardust August 7, 2011

trophy fish

It's like a trophy wife, but it's a fish you keep just because it looks pretty.

Boy: wtf why do you keep that fucking fish around? You don't even care about it.
Girl: It's prettyyyyyyyy
Boy: Wow what a fucking trophy fish

by Hellyaaaaaaa March 23, 2011

hot fish

something that smells like dirty ass

"Her breath was like hot fish"

by Big Beef February 3, 2004

jesus fish

A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.

Rev. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Pat Robertson, God I hate those jesus fish people

by Theotherrichard March 17, 2008