A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
Get the Misjudged Fartmug. When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in couple seconds of time.
I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.
by Santadude October 20, 2008
Get the Digital Fartmug. Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
by Sykosquril December 30, 2012
Get the Swagger Fartmug. The art of spraying farticles or sharticles around the toilet bowl that do not wash away when you flush
by r. deader February 1, 2015
Get the fart decomug. (n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
Get the Fart Hostagemug. by HerbertsGhost October 27, 2019
Get the deodorant fartmug. by Coolest dude June 5, 2018
Get the Fart Munchermug.