closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know

andy cooley is a closet fag

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

fag-out

To act in a homosexual manner when one's (supposed) sexuality is heterosexual. Not quite the same meaning as to "turn gay", but almost.

Dude A: "Dude, what's the deal? I wake up and find you sleeping in my bed! Why don't you sleep in your own? I hope you're not startin' to fag-out on me!"

Dude B: "Don't worry about it, man. It'll only happen once-in-awhile —usually after I suck your cock, like I did last night. And thanks for being cool enough to pretend to be asleep!"

by wordbird July 2, 2006

cry fag

Someone who cries and sulks about something to the point where they just look gay.

Look at Steve and James bitchin like little women, what a bunch of cry fags.

by Blizzard March 1, 2004

Lunix Fag

n. a person who hates Microsoft and Windows and only uses Linux. Lunix Fags often also read the nerd news discussion website slashdot where they whine about how much microsoft sucks and how open source software is oppressed by the over-controlling U.S. Government.

I can't stand to read Slashdot anymore because of all the Lunix Fags.

by SailorH May 23, 2003

dutch fag

What you become as a result of a "Business Shower".

Dude, we were late for our presentation this morning so we had to take a business shower.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.

by ezell714 July 28, 2009

fag vag

The anus of a gay male, which is used as a substitute for the all mighty vagina, which is also a sin because god says all men must like vaginas.

Dude, that guy looks like a fan of the fag vag, for sure.

Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.

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by director of awesome July 16, 2009

Jizz Fag

The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.

Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!

by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009