Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.

I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?

by CHINDOR December 16, 2007

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

Ur face

An insult similar to ur mom, insultation of the face

bitchpleez90210: u r sooooo ugly omg
as_if_321123: yeah well ur face is hella ugly! like ur mom!!

by The girl who want to have Ryan Ross' babies July 17, 2006

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Smiley Faces

Bitches love 'em.

Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.

by Alastair E. September 29, 2008

Face-hugger

A woman who has an unnatractive pussy and large labia.

When she sits on your face she covers it like the face hugger in the film alien

Google face hugger for images.

That girl last night was gorgeous but she had a scary face-hugger.

by xJo. February 11, 2008

gerbil face

Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.

Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!

by 1412 January 15, 2008