empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

emploitering

Emploitering: (v)
Getting off work, and proceeding to hang around your place of employment because you have nothing better to do.

Hey, don't you have any friends outside of this place?

No, that's why I'm always emploitering after work...

by whoismarcuslee December 2, 2016

emperatriz

Its selfless and a very working Day

Im really Emperatriz today i have work all The Day

by Katherine9890 December 12, 2016

emperatriz

Its a selfless and work Day to The human

Im really Emperatriz today

by Katherine9890 December 12, 2016

empa03

Its a definition for a very snagg guy

Oh look its empa03, he os very snagg today

by Empa03 December 19, 2016

emperving

Taking any normal situation that lacks any and all ability to be turned into a sexual innuendo, and making it a sexual innuendo.

G: "Be careful when getting the gingerbread men out of the oven, they will be hot."
A: *underbreath* "Men always come out from my oven hot.... Gingerbread or not...."
G: " Hey! I heard that! quit emperving everything I say!"

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017

empervert

Someone who feels the need to turn normal everyday interactions into moments of sexual perversion.

Man, Ash is such an empervert. Who would have thought that talking about gingerbread would lead her to make such emperving comments.

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017