by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"mug. A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
Get the Earmug. What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
Get the My ears, they hurt!!!mug. A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
Get the Ear Tamponmug. A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 4, 2021
Get the Look at the earsmug. Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016
Get the Swimmer's Earmug. Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025
Get the Ear Sexual Assaultmug.