Dry

A slang expression used in response to embarrassing, and sometimes cringe, situations. The ending vowel sound is usually dragged out to emphasize some sympathy for the embarrassment.

“She went on a blind date, and the moment he saw her, he left!”
“Omg! Dryyyy!!”

“Omg, were waiting here for the elevator for a few minutes and someone else came along and then pressed the button. We didn’t even realize we didn’t press it!”
“Dryyy!! So embarrassing!”

“She was basically telling everyone she hated Smart Cars, and I drive a Smart Car!”
“Dryyyy! She’s totally making fun of you!”

by Epic Benjo September 3, 2021

never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Dry Toboggan

Unexpected Anal Sex without lubricant

I'm sorry, i appear to have penetrated your anus with my dry toboggan

by Who Is She Podcast July 30, 2020

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

Dry-rotted

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.

Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.

by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021