douche pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douche pile

by canadianguy May 7, 2008

douche berg

Someone whom upon your first impression is generally positive, but over time, gets worse the more you get to know them. Like, an iceberg, most of their douchiness is concealed, but becomes more and more apparent the more you see them.

"Mike seemed like a really cool guy when we met, but the constant bitching and moaning is really annoying. I just don't think I can see him anymore after he shat on my living room rug."
"What a douche berg."

by whaWHApopPOP January 2, 2012

Douche Bagged

Douche Bagged

(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.

When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.

(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!

(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?

(guy)I just lost everything!

(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!

(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!

by kamel_reds December 12, 2009

Douche Cruise

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.

“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”

by 4OH3 June 27, 2018

douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009

Douche Bitch

A person who is acting like both a douche bag and a bitch at the same time; a stupid asshole.

Did John just call Cathy a Douche Bitch?

by Scooter loves Mule December 17, 2014

Douche Squad

A group of douches. (Read: Douchey people).
Also pertains to a certain computer repair company.

"That's some straight up Douche Squad shit right there!"

by jazzmang September 22, 2008