The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy
by Dogshlonglicker January 11, 2022
Get the Thigh Dongmug. When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 27, 2022
Get the massive-dongmug. 1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.
2: Slang for a homosexual
2: Slang for a homosexual
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
Get the Dong Funnelmug. by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
Get the douche dongmug. Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
by Urmun October 25, 2018
Get the Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dongmug. A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
Get the dong smugglermug. A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010
Get the Dong Bruisemug.