A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.
He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.
But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.
But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022
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Online Dater: abc for gf (;
Reasonable Person: what the fuck no
ODer: whatever you aint gettin this pussy even though you want it
RP: but i don't want that fishy ass shit
Reasonable Person: what the fuck no
ODer: whatever you aint gettin this pussy even though you want it
RP: but i don't want that fishy ass shit
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Get the former daters mug.Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
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