A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
Get the California crotch crickets mug.The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 16, 2011
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Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
by lollerfishy June 22, 2011
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Get the crotch burrito mug.A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.
Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
Get the Crotch Leprechaun mug.A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
Get the Crotch mingle mug.person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
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