Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

you crotch creep

a creep of the crotch

you crotch creep><>directed at crabs or a sexual partner who likes to lick

by jeremy style May 28, 2006

reverse crotch grab

Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.

Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.

by dbus May 26, 2008

crotch pudge

1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.

Is the crotch pudge on that chick crotch fat, or is she smuggling a mushroom??

by CampusIT April 10, 2008

Crotch Stigmata

Yet another word for vagina.

"You fix my crotch stigmata right now or I'll sue."

by Giarc Regnikcilf February 27, 2009

crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.

that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.

by JoJo Muffin December 26, 2008

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 2, 2009