Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024

clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.

He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam

by JoeCook February 11, 2015

cincinatti clam chowder

The mix of vaginal and seminal fluids that result when all the men in a gang bang ejaculate inside the woman in quick succession.

Not to be confused with a Cleveland Brown Chowder when the gang bangee (male or female) receives the man chowder anally.

Even though Ohio is landlocked, it's still a great place for some Cincinatti Clam Chowder.

by FlowerPuss October 10, 2016

Museum clams

A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.

You just killed a child? that's very museum clams of you.

by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023

Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.

My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?

by Shaloami October 16, 2008