Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

Anus Cake

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

by WAGGY12 October 20, 2009

cracker cakes

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.

Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?

by sucio2 August 13, 2010

Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Bustin Cakes

On going release of large amounts of gas while engaged in physical activity.

In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Bustin Cakes.

by Max Coleman September 21, 2005