After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.
Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
Get the Jizz blockmug. similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
Get the Status Blockmug. The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.
Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.
A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.
A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012
Get the Cinder Blockmug. by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013
Get the Dock Blockmug. A term for sex with a woman.
by BreadnLoaf February 21, 2021
Get the block gamemug. verb:
occurs when one is trying to catch up with a friend and discuss dirt, but said friend's significant other enters the room and conversation must shift to "appropriate" topic so as not to upset the significant other or lead to unwanted interrogation. Significant other has "talk blocked" your conversation. Talk Blocker may also be any third party who walks into a conversation that the original parties do not want to share info with.
occurs when one is trying to catch up with a friend and discuss dirt, but said friend's significant other enters the room and conversation must shift to "appropriate" topic so as not to upset the significant other or lead to unwanted interrogation. Significant other has "talk blocked" your conversation. Talk Blocker may also be any third party who walks into a conversation that the original parties do not want to share info with.
We were laughing about the parties we went to in college when her husband came in and talk blocked everything.
I couldn't wait to talk about what I wanted to do to him, but then his sister showed up and talk blocked, and we got stuck discussing her kids for an hour.
I couldn't wait to talk about what I wanted to do to him, but then his sister showed up and talk blocked, and we got stuck discussing her kids for an hour.
by liaCNA June 15, 2010
Get the Talk Blockmug. Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020
Get the Blessing Blockingmug.