A texter who sends a text to a person or group. Usually subject doesn't pertain to any previous subject talked about. Random text usually just whining about something pertaining to their day usually..Doesn't respond to other conversations. They usually ghost when you respond to their plight and disappear
You Hi I made a great lunch anyone want to stop by? Drive by texter OMG I had a terrible day at work.. You what happened? Drive by texter I was sweating all day. You Wanna stop by for lunch? Drive by texter , doesn't answer
by FlowerPower401 July 31, 2020
by GarciaForReal99 January 04, 2024
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram April 23, 2016
Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.
by Josheau the Bald November 12, 2019
A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
by whateveryo91 July 19, 2009
When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
by Mike Tysons Lisp October 28, 2018
When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
by Mike Tysons Lisp October 28, 2018