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Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind
Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!
by Room112 December 5, 2023
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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
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Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all
Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?
by No user February 19, 2021
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bed-wetter

Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.
When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.
by mlhiss June 9, 2020
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Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!
Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
mugGet the sheeting on the bed.mug.

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.
I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.
by Dart Master July 1, 2011
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