Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020
Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.
Yeah I was just thinking that.
That was a delayed fake IQ
Yeah I was just thinking that.
That was a delayed fake IQ
by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016
1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"
2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,
YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle
2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,
YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle
EXAMPLE # 1
GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT
Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)
Example #2
"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)
GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT
Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)
Example #2
"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)
by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017
by Fucktardapotamus July 07, 2009
(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz
(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:
I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?
Person B:
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.
Person A:
Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.
Person B:
Welcome to the real world.
I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?
Person B:
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.
Person A:
Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.
Person B:
Welcome to the real world.
by Jacques Gee February 23, 2017
one who acts fake, has to make excuses and call other people fake ass niggas. is and can be a Jiggaboo
Jiggaboo is a fake ass nigga.
by AE;OJFNASDLFJKSDNXLKFASRJHd February 26, 2010
when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"
"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005