Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018

spilled noodles

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men

i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.

by trollytro1 April 6, 2022

Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

Noodle Cockadoodle

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.

Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay

by Due Joe November 3, 2007