Pyramid Zoned

When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.

“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”

“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”

by Aurora Borealass October 17, 2019

fam-zoned

Short for family-zoned. Worse than friend-zoned. Saying someone is like a brother or sister so there is no hope of being anything more than friends.

If someone is really hitting on you and you just want to be friends, he/she has to be fam-zoned.

by krazykurls December 20, 2013

erogenous zones

Any body part that is very sensitive to sexual stimulation.

Some erogenous zones include: Neck, Back, Clit, Nipples, Butt, Thighs, Hips, Dick, and Feet.

by Shenise April 16, 2004

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014

Bro-zoned

Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.

Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...

Later

Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...

by SsSs February 23, 2013

relationship zoned

The opposite of friend zone. The Act of making a person you really like your girlfriend or boyfriend even when they just want to be friends. So you tell everyone you two are dating.

Boy: don't kiss me you know we are just friends.
Girl: I relationship zoned you and that's the end of it. Now let me kiss you and buy me things.

Lunch out now become dinners and movies. And you begin to have forced sexual intercourse.

by theefreedom February 10, 2014

bang zoned

When you attempt to make someone a booty call or a side hoe, someone to have around just for sex. Friend zones cool douchey brother that every girl hates but secretly wants to be with.

"Dude I can't believe I bang zoned this one chick. She's soooo hot!"

by DannyBoy2k14 November 12, 2013