Bum Twat

Sweat tang of a homeless girl

Last night I had me some good bum twat.

by John Cockingstein October 28, 2008

condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

Twat Dick

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick

dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.

by TopNotchBants(y) March 1, 2016

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

flappy twat

A worn out vagina. (May whistle while you walk)

"damn man she had such a flappy twat my dick got sad"

by Soggy nuts July 25, 2016

twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012