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[brave little toaster]

While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.
by T. LaQueefa Jones January 18, 2008
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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Spanish Tongue Twister

Clergham:

"Try it and I will do a Spanish tongue twister of your choosing"

Chucky:

"Heh, Is Asti getting a blowie? "
by Astii February 18, 2013
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poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.
Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014
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one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion
He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom
by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015
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International Tongue Twister

When you take too many shots in a foreign bar and break away from your friends to make out with a foreigner. Upon returning to your friends, you transfer some of that foreign saliva to a fellow American.
Evan: "Is that Nicole and Josh sucking face in the corner booth?!"
Mike: "Yeah brah, but rumor has it she just pulled an international tongue twister on him"
Evan: "Sick!"
by FoxTrapz69 May 17, 2015
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Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people
by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017
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