Touching Cloth
When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Touching Cloth by jambomuffin March 23, 2009
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Tough Guy
A man, physically strong, typically hot tempered, and down to put up a fight. "Tough guys" are defined as dudes who throw punches and won't back down, they are not afraid of anyone, they fight really good and are to be feared. To earn a reputation as a tough guy, you must have fighting experience, typically a rep of street fights and to a hot tempered individual who has had grusome brawls with their opponents. Alot of tough guys can be good guys too, but that doesn't mean they don't have it in them..
Tough Guy by exploding air plane 6969 September 3, 2017
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Tough Mudder
A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.
"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."
Tough Mudder by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012
tough titty
friend: "my bf cheated on me"
you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"
friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)
you: "tough titty bitch"
you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"
friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)
you: "tough titty bitch"
tough titty by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011