murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Toilet

A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!

Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet

by Boooooooooo90 January 4, 2020

toilet

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

i neded a tolatedddd toilet

by fhjdythfdx January 19, 2020