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bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
mugGet the bubbling toiletmug.

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
by mindtank January 12, 2015
mugGet the toilet loadmug.

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.
Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan
mugGet the Toilet Chanmug.

Toilet

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet
by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022
mugGet the Toiletmug.

Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
mugGet the Albanian Toiletmug.

Skibidi toilet

A cringe series on the platform YouTube that is made by dafuqboom in Garry's mod
The stuff we watched was no less cringier than skibidi toilet
by FingyFrog December 3, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi toiletmug.

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