Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018
Get the a salty piratemug. by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015
Get the saltymug. Michelle is salty to everything her friend says , Michelle is not nice towards her friend wanting to ice skate , Michelle is a pile of salt basically ~Beccy
by ...........idk March 12, 2017
Get the Saltymug. Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
Get the Saltymug. by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024
Get the salty Sasquatchmug. The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
Get the Salty Lemonmug. When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
Get the Salty Geoffmug.