Twat Hopper

"Twat Hopper"

A woman who likes to sleep around with other women.

"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."

"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."

by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010

Twat Dick

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick

dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.

by TopNotchBants(y) March 1, 2016

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

Bum Twat

Sweat tang of a homeless girl

Last night I had me some good bum twat.

by John Cockingstein October 28, 2008