Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

green tip

When you receive a blow job and it causes the woman to throw up onto your cock and balls, it is called a "Green Tip."

This girl couldn't handle my massive richard and made me green tip

by greentipgoblin May 31, 2021

freak a tip

Buy a black and mild plastic or wooden tip cigar, take some of the tobacco how so it hits harder before smoking

imma freak a tip then smoke it to the face like I’m mad at it

by DickieDoThangz July 10, 2023

Frosty tips

When a woman gives a man a blowjob and disctretely spits it in his hair afterwards. His hair gets white and crusty.

She gave me frosty tips and I didn't even know until someone told me my gel was caking.

by Charliefrostytips August 25, 2017

Tip of the boat syndrome

The person infront of the boat has higher chances if catching fish.

Tip of the boat syndrome-

Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.

John is in the back.

Bob will catch more fish than John.

by Phylosofist November 25, 2025

powder tip

The act of, elegantly sprinkling cocain powder onto the shroom tip of your penis and inserting into a warm moist oirfice.

Hey baby, your going to get this powder tip tonight!

by BeerTitan May 16, 2018

Spooky tip

When you are supposed to have sex on Halloween but you get scared so he only puts his tip in you

Girl “I was supposed to have sex last night, but only put the tip in”

Friend “ girl you got spooky tip”

by Crlos August 25, 2018