Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.
John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face
by sdfern1 May 4, 2010
Get the Waddle Boatingmug. Him: I wanna try something different tonight
Her: What did you have in mind?
Him: I want a tuggy but with something other than your hand. Perhaps your butt?
Him: A Mudd Boat Tuggy if you will!
Her: What did you have in mind?
Him: I want a tuggy but with something other than your hand. Perhaps your butt?
Him: A Mudd Boat Tuggy if you will!
by Wander7119 March 2, 2025
Get the Mudd Boat Tuggymug. 
Used to announce the arrival of fresh, hot fried rice, usually just off a ship or cooking line. A way to signal something amazing, steamy, and worth dropping everything for.
Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.
He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.
As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:
“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)
The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.
Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.
He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.
As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:
“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)
The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.
Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
by guy laughing June 7, 2025
Get the fresh off the boatmug. by bheck70 August 19, 2012
Get the ski-boatmug. Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.
When Capt Witt in Flight needed to appear for a NTSB board hearing after a massive hangover he used a banana boat to get himself ready.
by Wordwizz February 6, 2022
Get the Banana Boatmug. 1.An awesome word that people who don't see cruise ships often use.
2. A word you get when you switch ship with boat.
2. A word you get when you switch ship with boat.
1. "I saw a lot of cruise boats on the way here." "What? Haha, cruise ships?" "What?" "Haha."
2. Cruise boats, life ships, ferry ships, battle boats, etc.
2. Cruise boats, life ships, ferry ships, battle boats, etc.
by MetaEnder September 4, 2009
Get the Cruise Boatsmug.