mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by anonymous July 13, 2023

Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 10, 2020

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.

Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"

by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Deserve a piece of bacon

To receive earn or wish for a reward after completing a task.

"Well done on the report"
"Thank you, at the very least I deserve a piece of bacon for it"

by Oshi.... December 10, 2023