by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU
by Yavenu August 10, 2020

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).
Sales reps live the SADNESS life.
ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.
ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."
ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.
ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."
by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

Tom: i like watching sad movies
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Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life
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Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life
by Lolo xd August 7, 2020

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.
When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.
by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.
by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

by Smithsonchap September 16, 2019
