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Real Fake Newz

(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.
by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017
mugGet the Real Fake Newzmug.

Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."
by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020
mugGet the Fake Depressed Personmug.

I'm Not Finna Fake

1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"

2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,

YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle
EXAMPLE # 1

GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)

Example #2

"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)
by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017
mugGet the I'm Not Finna Fakemug.

Fake ass Bitch

When someone is being fake and lies to u about everything.Ass bitch is when they talk crap about u cause u tried to say sorry.
Jenna is a fake ass bitch for not calling me out and lieing about everthing. As a friend my ass
by Yourmom4937262839372 June 27, 2019
mugGet the Fake ass Bitchmug.

fake ass nigga

one who acts fake, has to make excuses and call other people fake ass niggas. is and can be a Jiggaboo
by AE;OJFNASDLFJKSDNXLKFASRJHd February 26, 2010
mugGet the fake ass niggamug.

fake likes

People who get/buy fake like on Instagram
She gets fake likes on Instagram.
by CAKESSSSSSSS August 1, 2016
mugGet the fake likesmug.

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
mugGet the fake sleepy sexmug.

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