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a fart on you

by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017
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Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.
Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.
by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
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Ramse's the fart

A fart so bad it smells like a mummy stuffed with cat shit. Known by its spicy, yet musty smell of lingering death.
JESUS! That stinks, it smells old like you dug it up and took a shit on it, its Ramse's the fart!
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Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020
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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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Social Fart

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013
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Digital Fart

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in couple seconds of time.
I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.
by Santadude October 20, 2008
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