bean bag

A very obese mexican.

Damn, Carlos, you are such a fucking bean bag.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

bean queen

a girl that is known for farting a lot.

What's that smell?!!? Oh, it must be that bean queen Chyna again. She's always dropping bombs. You can smell her coming!

by sizlut June 1, 2005

Love beans

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk

Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!

by fanimani April 12, 2009

Cool Beans

A really cool restaurant in Toms River, usually the place all the teens in town go to after they go to the decrepit movie theater next door. Known for their great coffee and awesome wraps, as well as the ancient art of karaoke every Monday night. It's got an excellent wait-staff that includes the craziest mofo on the planet Johnny Frana, he belittles and otherwise ridicules all the tweens that come in, but they're too stupid to realize it. The best thing on the menu is the appetizer sampler. In other words, it's the mecca of fun and entertainment if you don't feel like dealing with the bar scene.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'm gonna go to Cool Beans and watch Johnny belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

by Echoes917 May 29, 2008

Cool Beans

a word meaning an exclamation or an approval like 'rad' or 'awesome'

Ethel: "i just scored tickets to the Mindless Self Indulgence concert!"
Fred: "Cool beans!"

by Dolly Parton Jr. December 26, 2008

butter beans

Failure to accomplish a successful bean dip.

Squanto "Hey, buddy! I dare you to go bean dip Tits McGee over there"

McNabb "Alright here I go!"

*attempt to bean dip Tits McGee*
*miss*

McNabb "OH BUTTER BEANS!!!"

by Butter Beans McGee April 26, 2011

THE BEAN BURRITO

You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it

fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse

by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008