Twat Hopper

"Twat Hopper"

A woman who likes to sleep around with other women.
"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."

"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."
by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010
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twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock
melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock
by dave February 21, 2005
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Bum Twat

Sweat tang of a homeless girl
Last night I had me some good bum twat.
by John Cockingstein September 13, 2008
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Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'
by Logistikon December 10, 2011
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twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank
"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.
by milktrayman November 05, 2017
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condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point
Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"
by ManiaMoron December 12, 2014
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twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.
I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.
by williamthomas13 February 11, 2012
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