Felonious fart

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.

Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart

by Richard Annballz April 5, 2016

Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.

She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.

by seungminnie August 23, 2020

Flixx fart

Unfortunate ‘loading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.

I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.

by Ottawaurbanist February 11, 2018

Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.

“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”

by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018

mart fart

A usually silent emission of gas when endeavoring the weekly shopping rounds. One can be both a victim, or a perpetrator of a mart fart. The presence of multiple people in the shopping mart environment, makes it the ideal place to fart and not be the obvious farter.

Ralph was walking down the cereal aisle, and walked right into a mart fart cloud. Since no one was on the aisle but him, it must've seeped through the boxes from the juice aisle.

by Bada Bing, Bada Boom August 31, 2013

Gentleman's Fart

when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.

Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.

by st1n3r May 24, 2019

Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.

Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.

by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020