Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Green Beard Altruism

Greenbeard altruism is a fascinating concept in evolutionary biology that attempts to explain the evolution of altruistic behavior. It proposes that a single gene (or a set of tightly linked genes) can be responsible for three distinct traits: a noticeable signal or "tag" (like a green beard), recognition of that signal in others, and altruistic behavior directed towards those with the same signal. This allows individuals to selectively cooperate with others who share the same gene, even if they are not related. 1 While the "green beard" example is hypothetical, there are real-world examples of this phenomenon in various organisms, highlighting the potential for cooperation to arise through mechanisms beyond kin selection.

Green beard altruism, while theoretically possible, is rarely observed in nature due to the complex requirements of a single gene controlling the signal, recognition, and altruistic behavior.

by The Counterintuitive Words February 10, 2025

beard pull

The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.

'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."

by TommySalam7 June 7, 2023

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck July 21, 2016