by JJFADS January 7, 2005
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A passive aggressive phrase that is paired with “must be nice.” Normally used to point out your own short comings when compared to someone else who spends their money on premium or fancy objects.
“I see you just ordered PTE8385 turbo and a GrannasRacing1000 T56 Transmission. Can’t hide money.”
“Thomas just bought a new boat. I just saw him pulling it into his gated community. Can’t hide money.”
“Thomas just bought a new boat. I just saw him pulling it into his gated community. Can’t hide money.”
by Skwerly September 8, 2021
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jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021
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guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself
by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022
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A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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