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If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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i can go to sleep

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work
by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021
mugGet the i can go to sleepmug.

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????
How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work
by Zalingie June 15, 2022
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hannah hue sleep schedule

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.
gaz: i'm here for your driving lesson
hue: zzzzzzzzzzz
gaz: ah yes, the hannah hue sleep schedule
by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022
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Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018
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Kicks like a sleep twitch

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.
Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch
by Praise_Xenu July 31, 2011
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