Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

Cvnting Season

A Season where you serve cunt way more then usual. You can only be in cvnting season if you were already cvnty to begin with

Person 1: Why do you guys have high heels on?

Person 2: Duh it's cvnting season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

freaky season

JULY 14TH
A day where everyone is super freaky to who ever they want (legally).

Yo you heard freaky season is tmrw?
.nah I didn't hear about it yet.
Well it's where everyone gets super freaky with who ever they want to

.can't wait for freaky season :D

by Freakbob June 6, 2024

GOT Season 8

When it seems like you are going to have the biggest,greatest,fattest nut of your life and then someone walks in and you have to abandon ship

Person 1: How was last week

Person 2: Good but I had to do a GOT season 8 when my rm walked in
Person 1:That sucks

by What’s your handle321 June 27, 2024

Election season depression

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses

Election season depression is started in 2016 and has reached epic proportions in 2024.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2024

Longhorn Sermon

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

by B-Flow. December 1, 2024

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024