Sausage Blanket

The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.

'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'

by Todorov February 3, 2009

Dark Sausage

One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.

Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.

by Dark Sausage and Darkness Theory February 14, 2004

Iron Sausage

1. Any large metallic phallic looking instument, usually used as punishment in certain countries.

You sir are charged with 8 counts of murder and 4 counts of crimes againt the animal kingdom. I hereby sentence you to death by the iron sausage

by Cmacattack April 22, 2010

curry sausage

big indian DICK.

You want to suck his curry sausage

by currylover123 October 31, 2010

snausage

A very very tiny penis

I saw Terrence's junk today. That fag has a fucking snausage

by C&B Connection June 22, 2006

Sausage Roll

To wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also pass it around to those around you who are also cold.

"Hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a 'Sausage Roll'?"

"Yeah."

*Comes back*
"It's so warm."
"Pass the 'Sausage Roll'"

by ZuFeHD February 29, 2012

sausagefestivities

A group of males getting together to "hang out". Clothing is optional but most often not worn. If someone does wear it, there's very little worn and it ends up off of the person anyway.Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Tyler: Davey plus 2+ guys is always a sausagefest.. he is fun though (no homo)
Felicia: Davey alone is a sausagefest
Tyler: Yeah, especially at our taco parties. There's like 8-10 guys and Davey often utters the phrases "there's ass to pay" and "sausagefest"
Felicia: It sounds like you guys really enjoy your sausagefestivities.

by felicsaurus June 2, 2009