Salty Kenny 

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

Salty Kenny by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

Salty enchilada 

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.

I think I pissed my wife off because last night she gave me a salty enchilada

Salty enchilada by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023

salty-milk 

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

salty-milk by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

salty laces 

salty laces

"Went on a big walk today, and got some salty laces"

salty laces by Lewwis January 19, 2024

Salty McTavish 

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

Salty McTavish by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Salty Mary 

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

Salty Mary by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024

Salty bitch 

A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.

Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Salty bitch by Rizo9o February 26, 2024