If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023

the hannah hue sleep schedule is not just a simple sleep schedule, it is a mindset. to truly immerse yourself in the hannah hue sleep schedule you must make sure you are sleeping at the times which would most inconvenience those around you. to begin, you should make a timetable of all the events your friends have invited you to, or any things you have to do. you must then make sure you are sleeping during all of these timetabled events.
by KnockingTheWallsDown June 29, 2022

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
by Zalingie June 15, 2022

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

by iujhg August 6, 2020

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.
by Praise_Xenu July 31, 2011
