Ja Rule

Angry, midgit black man with torrits syndrome causing him to randomly yell things such as "hollllllllllah" & "it's muuuuuuuuurdah". Known to do duets with fat asses latino woman and black woman with speech inpediments. see J Lo & Ashanti.

Did you see that crazy black midgit who had been sniffing glue yelling weird shit?
Yeah, he was all Ja Rule n shit.

by Blair January 14, 2005

Rule 1

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

by Xcelion July 4, 2015

5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

Riley

A smart amazing guy with a gleming smile that will knock you off your feet very funny hilarouse even, loves to listen to old music and isnt afraid of saying it. Tends to date women who are ever so insicure most of them start with the letter H, His animal is a wolf becuase as the qoute goes "Lone Wolf" and loves to collect knifes, swords and so on but never uses them because it goes against his will he hates fighting but will if he has to.Typically a man who will love one and only one with all his soul and heart. If he gets steped on by a girl he would think of it as a lesson learned he loves everyone and anyone...thats why everyone loves him back <3

wow... that man who changed my life is a real riley fer sure

by Someonewholovesyoubabe November 17, 2010

Rule 34

If it exsists, there is porn of it.
If there isn't porn of it yet, there will be.

Rule 34 states that because there isn't porn of Gerard way or Gerard Way anime yet, some will be made at some point.

by daniegoesrawr July 19, 2011

5-minute Rule

The common courtesy of waiting roughly 5 minutes for a friend to respond after commenting on or "liking" a status on Facebook. If the friend doesn't respond within this grace period, one can assume they're offline or simply disinterested in your post.

Mom: "Katrina, it's 3:30am! Get off the damn computer and get some sleep."

Katrina: "Give me a second, I'm waiting for Jessica to write on my wall. I "liked" her status 4 minutes ago. I gotta wait for the 5-minute Rule."

Mom: "You don't have any friends...so stop pretending! And switch the damn laundry before you go to bed."

by Hey, Debra! July 8, 2010

Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.

Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.

by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019