He is a sexy beast who has the biggest shlong imaginable, he is the kindest person you will ever know but he has an obsession with biscuits. On the other hand, he is a pussy and would run in a situation between fight or flight. He is a very kind hearted young man and should be treated with upmost respect at all times.
by Shskusnsksjhdnsiwhsislut November 27, 2021

Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
by diecryhate November 22, 2021

by DahliaWithAnotH September 4, 2017

by Xtreemsniper69 November 17, 2019

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed
I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again
I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again
by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011
