by dogster May 28, 2019
Get the robertmug. A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
Get the Declan Robertsmug. by Robert sucks February 10, 2022
Get the Robertmug. A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.
Bro Robert is not Chineese
by bluepoint April 23, 2025
Get the Robertmug. When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!
by RNish August 22, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020
Get the robert birchmug. A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
by Teeznuts February 19, 2022
Get the Robertmug.