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Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011
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lollapa-poser

noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\

Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-

Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.

Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
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Urban Poser

When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.
by whateverwhatever12345 February 14, 2013
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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finger pusher

A person who does finger push ups on their phone when at the gym. These people are looked down upon the fitness world.
The finger pusher in the far corner must have some nice abductor pollicis brevor definition in his hands.
by Banhnem4 April 25, 2015
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Cock pusher

The opposite of a cock block, a person in favor of their friend getting the d or the v
Person: Penny is a cock pusher, without her me and molly probably wouldn't have had sex.
by ahmahndahEEE April 26, 2015
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GT poser

A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!
Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!
by 76Dragon September 7, 2016
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